Great in-betweens

Earlier today, I saw a cute pair of undergarments at Triumph.  Apparently, they held some sort of undergarment design competition wherein Japan won (again, one of the many reasons why we love Japan). The winner’s design (an extra pair of hot eyes and lips) are sold as a limited edition piece. Make me a happy lady by giving me this. It costs only 3k for the bra and 500 for the panty. Any good soul out there?

The winning design

The pair I saw.

I know it looks weird in pictures, but see it for yourself and prepare to be amazed by the details. It even has fake eyelashes! 

thestateofbodoni:

Sapiosexual (n): a person who is sexually attracted to the intelligence in others.

Sapiosexual (adj): of, or relating to, finding intellectual stimulation sexually arousing.

(via scatteredwords/milktrees)

It has been releasing an unfertilized egg at least every 2 weeks! 2 weeks you guys, 2 WEEKS! Talk about a total waste of sanitary napkins, detergent to soap away unwanted leaks, water to wash of course, and even a waste of another egg in month. That’s like losing a child. I was supposed to use those precious eggs for making pretty babies that grow in Tondo and claim “Kami ang tunay na mahirap!” Then They’d be smart enough to marry someone rich and put up their own real estate business like Camella homes. After which they’d run for senate, help OFWs, get botox, put a toupee and aim higher- to become the next Philippine president. My children would put up commercials with campaign jingles that can top the billboard list. Then of course be accused with allegations like the c5 scandal, but get away with it anyway because everything was a product of sipag at tiyaga. Oh what a proud filthy rich mother would I have been with those eggs.  On the other hand, wasting eggs every 2 weeks is also timely for holy week, forces you to practice abstinence. Would have been useful if I was active.

All of these I owe and give full credit to stress.

jjno:

This is for my friend who keeps on doing the same mistakes she did before its like you never learned and get sick and tired of the pain that it has caused you. You’re such a hard headed person and I don’t know why am I not giving up on you. I wish that you would really change not because you’re tired of the lines that we say to you. Please go home and fix everything. We were close as sisters and it breaks my heart ;( when you try to hide something from me and when you don’t update me and tell me what are your plans. I miss you and you know that I’ll always be your friend no matter what happens.

I think I know who this is. I hope she will go home too, soon! Bebot :(

leaplikelinda:

chynz:

cmilv:

Awesome shot. I like this photo but I love the girl in it. ;)

Thanks sunsun :’( Bicoooolllll.

Not that I have a huge problem to solve, rather I am actually thinking of each and every one of you. And it’s seriously getting me worried. Moreover, I feel bad for not being able to be there with you guys right at this moment. Not knowing what’s on your mind makes me sick, makes me afraid. Because the last time I had this feeling, I ended up losing someone. And I am forever traumatized by that incident. So please, let me know.

cmilv:

I kind of don’t remember how it feels to single and free. I’m trying it today and will see if I like it.

So far, it doesn’t seem to sink in. How does it feel to be single and free?

What what what? You broke up with Mikey? Wait… Di ma-process ng utak ko. Message me? :|

Balak kasi namin mag-Boracay ngayong summer kaso paubos na ang aking kaban ng yaman. Nauubos sa kaka-regalo sa mga may birthday. Pwede bang kiss sabay hug na lang? Solusiyon ni Ella, sumama na lang ako sa pagdi-diet niya. Kaso ‘pag ako ang-diet panigurado pagdating ng bora, stick figure na lang ako o di kaya dos por dos. Naisip ko siguro pagdating ng bora kulang pa din ‘yung pera ko, so kakain na lang ako ng lumot at buhangin. Sa sobrang tipid, pagbalik ko kulay lumot na din ako. Pero at least nag-bora! Tapos pag-mamayabang ko ‘yung tan lines ko na sana visible pa sa kapayatan ko. Pero hula ko, pag-uwi ko tan line na lang ako. Mas makapal pa sakin ‘yung guhit ng pedestrian lane. At least ako tan, ‘yung pedestrian lane, white. 

Bora na to! y/n? Paano ba mag-ipon?

flyingpaperboat:

-Ate Jay

Hahahahahaha. Let’s compile. Tapos gagawan ko siya ng fuckyeahatejay.tumblr.com In that way ka-level na niya sila Chuck Palahniuk, Ramon Bautista, and the like. :))

Friendster has deleted my “testimonials” circa early 2004-late 2007.

Those dysfunctional over-the-counter straw dispensers. The bendable front panel either fails to dispense straws or give out more than what is needed. Gets me every time.

flyingpaperboat:

coz i’ve read nicole’s (leaplikelinda) recent post about friendster, hahaha! bubuksan ko din friendster ko :) will try to retrieve some testimonials :)) hikhikhik :)

Speaking of friendster, I am so pissed off about it. Apparently I had too many “testimonials” that friendster decided to self-regulate and delete 2 years worth of treasured pa-tweetums childhood memories. :|

I’m selfish with the people I love, I like, and care about. Hence, I am a jealous person. One fact that I wish would really really really change, but I can’t. I try to suppress things but I really can’t. That part of me takes over. It’s really something I could not control. I should get myself checked or something.

All I want is just someone to call my own, without having to compete for someone else’s attention.

is an error in speech, memory, or physical action that is interpreted as occurring due to the interference of someunconscious (‘dynamically repressed’) wish, conflict, or train of thought

Because today I hosted a live talk show about teenage confessions for our television production class, and I accidentally said something I really should not have mentioned.

Me: So hindi ka naman nanibago paglabas mo ng cemetery?

(*thinks, ay puta seminary pala! hoshit,I’m dead. I’m really sorry but I kinda meant it. Subconscious mind working here)

Hindi ko talaga sinasadya, pasensiya na. Sobrang tawang tawa na talaga ako, kaso hindi ko mailabas kasi ayaw kong masira ‘yung show at lalong ayaw kitang mabastos. Pero seryoso, hindi mo talaga kakulay ‘yung foundation.